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  • High-School Teachers:

    You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.

  • Actual College Student:

    I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.

  • Actual College Professor:

    lol same.

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flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”