tatestateofmind:

me trying to comfort someone

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ohshititsegg:

marijuana does awful things to people like forcing them to talk about how much they smoke it on every single fucking social network every single fucking day

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mallardaise:

Good Omens Fancast 

Aziraphale // Richard Ayoade
Crowley // Sendhil Ramamurthy
Anathema Device // Oona Chaplin
Newton Pulsifer // Colin Morgan
Shadwell // Dylan Moran

This post was the most perfect Aziraphale & Crowley casting headcanon I’ve seen and it got me thinking about my Good Omens fancast again! (WIP)

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rainbowbarnacle:

toastradamus:

these seals totally ruined this guys tent and when he comes back they all look so surprised at what they did

oh nooooooo

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pizza-is-the-key:

The gays are on sale

pizza-is-the-key:

The gays are on sale

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tardis-mind-palace:

The three stages of doing homework

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lulz-time:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

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howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

(via dragonballsloth)

andthentherewaslightning:

college in a nutshell

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