- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Ha
- Me: Hahahaha
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
- Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
- Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
- Me: Hahaha
- Me: Haaa....
- Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
- Me: No, no I am not.
Reblogged from The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Some girl did this today at my school
wowzer
that wasn’t a girl, that was the spawn of satan
Someone put it in the wrong hole by accident and she got mad.
“Anais wuz here lol”
Reblogged from Nigga.
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
Reblogged from Life Of An Aspiring Ninja(:
hey, i just met you.. and this is crazy.. but here’s a condom, so fuck me safely.
Reblogged from Life Of An Aspiring Ninja(:
